FOR COACHES & COURSE CREATORS CRAVING SCALABLE, FREEDOM-FOCUSED BUSINESS:
Let’s Build Your Evergreen Ascension Funnel That Automatically Generates $5K–$30K MRR Without Constant Launching or Burning Out
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Hot take: Your website isn’t the thing that’s going to scale your business.
If we’re being real… a website is more like a digital brochure.
People can click around, jump from your About page to your Blog, back to your Homepage, or just drop off.
Whatever happens when they land on your website?
It’s entirely up to them. You’re at the mercy of their curiosity.
Which means you have no control.
And what you can’t control, you can’t predict.
What you can’t predict, you can’t scale.
That’s why it’s so much easier to scale with funnels than websites.
Look, we know you're tired of the hustle. You love what you do, but you know there's a smarter way to earn more without trading your time and energy.
Pull up a chair and let’s get down to business.
There’s no shortage of business advice out there. And we’re sure you’ve heard just about all of it. Do this… do that… check out this shiny tactic, try this new strategy. But strip it all back and the truth is simple: scaling your business comes down to doing just three things really well…
Client acquisition.
Maximizing the revenue from every client you bring in.
Retaining clients so they come back (and send others your way).
Now imagine having a system that does all at the same time, on repeat…
Booked and Banked Machine
And it’s exactly what it sounds like: a machine that brings in new customers on demand, every single day (Booked)… then turns those customers into higher-value clients over time (Banked).
Strategy in Motion
aka how it works
01
Acquisition Engine
Every buying decision runs through one filter: Know, Like, and Trust.
The bigger the investment, the more KLT you need to stack. Not everyone drops $5,000 on a stranger. But almost anyone will throw $20 at something that feels too good to pass up.
That’s why the goal isn’t to land the biggest sale right out of the gate. The goal is to crack the door open – to lower the resistance so much that saying “no” actually feels stupid.
Because once they’ve said yes to that first low-risk offer, their guard drops. And that’s when the door swings wide open for what’s next.
02
Ascension Pathway
Getting their foot in the door is just the start. Once you’ve got their attention, the worst thing you can do is leave it sitting there. Attention is currency, and it depreciates fast. This is where a smart upsell path comes in. One door opens, and the next door is already waiting.
The logic here is simple: Every solved problem naturally creates a new one. That’s the cause-and-effect of growth. A smart upsell path anticipates the next-level problem and lays out the solution in advance.
And when you give them enough reason to walk through the door, you can cash out on that attention... again and again.
03
The Growth Loop
This is the part most people skip. They think the relationship ends once the product is delivered. Wrong.
Every client you serve is more than a transaction. They’re a feedback engine. A credibility builder. A walking ad. Each review makes the next sale easier. That’s why your funnel needs a built-in loop – to pull in feedback, capture fresh reviews, and keep sharpening your client experience.
Each cycle adds more credibility, more efficiency, more revenue. That’s the loop.
Our Process
aka how we roll
PHASE 0:
Strategy Call
Before booking, you’ll answer a few quick questions so we know there’s real potential for us to work together. On the call, we’ll map out the bones of your Booked & Banked Machine. If we’re a fit, you’ll get a proposal to build it for you. If not, you’ll still leave with a clear funnel flow in hand.
PHASE 1:
Onboarding
This is where we make it official. Contract signed, invoice settled, and you’re in. From there, we hand you the keys – drive access, project hub, the whole setup – so you see exactly how your Booked & Banked Machine will take shape from day one.
PHASE 2:
Foundation
Here’s where we lock in the pieces that actually make your funnel sell: your ideal client, positioning, messaging, and more. You’ll answer a few questionnaires so we can dig up the gold and ditch the fluff. The goal: build a rock-solid foundation so every part of your funnel is primed to scale.
PHASE 3:
VSL Creation
One video, done right, can do the selling for you on autopilot. We’ll write your VSL script and hand you a step-by-step guide to record it like a pro (without needing fancy gear or production).
PHASE 4:
Copywriting
The right words move people… and in a funnel, they can make or break the sale. This is where we write it all: funnel pages, emails, upsells. Every word anchored to the messaging and positioning we nailed in Foundation.
PHASE 5:
Funnel Design
Now we give your funnel its look and its pull. Sleek, modern design that fits your brand and layouts built to convert. The visuals, the flow, the CTAs – everything designed to guide attention and reduce friction.
PHASE 6:
Build & Automate
We plug everything in – copy, design, and offers – and connect the moving parts. Automations, integrations, and tech are all set up to save you time, cut down on manual work, and keep your funnel running 24/7.
PHASE 7:
Launch & Support
This is where the rubber meets the road. Once you start driving traffic, we’ll be right there to make sure your funnel works as promised – checking performance, troubleshooting, and making small tweaks as needed.
PHASE 8:
Next Steps
With the market always shifting, our optional Funnel Checkups cover ongoing performance reviews and troubleshooting, so you can feel confident your funnel will keep driving results without added stress.
Welcome to
The Funnel Badass.
We get it. At some point, running your business feels like a treadmill you can't step off. Every sale relies on you showing up live or chasing leads one by one…
If your revenue is tied to your time and energy, it will never feel like freedom. But to make it work, you take what most gurus preach: “just take fewer clients and charge more.”
It sounds sexy and simple, and many buy into the idea right away. But what it really creates is a business model where you’re forced to price your services sky-high just to cover costs and still turn a profit.
Often higher than what the average new lead is ready to invest. So when they say no? You scramble to reel in the next “big fish.”
That’s not scaling. That’s survival. And it will burn you out.
Instead of betting your business on one high-stakes sale at a time…
An Evergreen Ascension Funnel maps out a smart upsell path that lowers buying resistance and turns every lead into more revenue, on repeat.
We call it the Booked and Banked Machine.
And here’s the truth:
Even with all the free templates, swipe files, and marketing advice out there, most of it just tells you what to do, not why it works.
Like, how do you take someone from a $27 offer to your $3,000 program? How do you make it happen consistently, without burning yourself out?
You could spend weeks (or months) figuring it out on your own…
or we can shortcut all of that for you.
Hit the button below to book your free strategy call and let’s map out your ascension funnel together.
Frequently Asked Questions
It’s our version of an evergreen ascension funnel. Instead of one-off launches or chasing high-ticket clients, you’ll have a sales system that works on repeat – turning leads into buyers, then moving them into your higher-ticket offers naturally.
We’ll look at your current offers, your pricing, and your funnel setup (if you have one). Then we’ll map out what your sales machine could look like. By the end, you’ll walk away with a clear funnel flow that makes sense for your business.
Yes. This isn’t about creating brand-new offers from scratch – it’s about plugging your existing offers into a funnel that makes sense and scales. If you’ve got offers but no system tying them together, this is exactly what you need.
Coaches, consultants, and course creators who are done with the stop-start hustle of live launching and chasing leads every time. If you’ve got proven offers and want a scalable system that works on repeat, then this is for you.
Typically 6–8 weeks from strategy to launch, depending on scope and how many assets (pages, emails, automations) we’re building out. (imagine in about two months, your funnel could be running 24/7 without you glued to the screen.)
Our done-for-you builds start at $3,000 (payment plans available). And here’s the thing: you’re not paying for a one-off launch. You’re investing in a system that keeps working month after month – turning leads into buyers and moving them up into your higher-ticket offers.
Even a few new clients can cover your investment quickly, and from there, the machine keeps driving ROI on repeat.
Your funnel is only as good as the traffic coming through it. We don’t run ads for you – but we’ll make sure your funnel is built to convert the traffic you are driving, whether that’s from ads, organic content, or referrals. And if you do decide to scale with ads? You’ll already have a funnel that’s ready to catch and convert every click.
Totally fine. The strategy call is free, and you’ll leave with a funnel flow you can keep in your back pocket. But if you’re serious about scaling, the sooner you build your machine, the sooner it starts working for you.
All testimonials reflect real experiences from clients who’ve worked with us. However, results will always vary from person to person. We do not guarantee income or success. Any examples shared, whether earnings or results, are for illustration only. Your outcome depends on your background, work ethic, and how you apply our strategies. Past results do not promise future performance. By engaging with our content or services, you acknowledge and accept these risks.
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